Sorry guys. Things have come up, and in all good conscience I had to move my site again. I couldn't continue living this double life anymore. The new blog is here.
Life, the Universe, and Everything
Please Check Your Sanity At The Door. - The Management
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| The Most Wonderful Ever Boyfriend Replacement Kit |
| Teddy bear (large) Something to snuggle up with. (Deluxe Edition comes with heated bear) |
| Silk Another thing to snuggle with - also nice to feel against the skin. |
| Ice cream with whipped cream on top
I don't know why, but it seems to be on the required list. |
| Punching bag For those days when you've had it up to here^ |
| Robot Book Carrier Only available in the Deluxe and Gentleman Editions |
| A whip So you can get the same results out of other guys
(Note: whip is not guarenteed to work, Legion Merchandising Inc. is not resposible for any injuries caused by said whip.) |
| Boxers Yeah... I don't know either. |
| 1001 Topics of Conversation Quotes: "Did you know that in |
| Large Amounts of Sugar To provide the same feelings of vague nausea in all your girlfriends.
Also provides the sweetness in life that is normally given by a boyfriend. |
| A Small Furry Animal (rabbit or ferret, depending on model and availibility) For intellectual companionship and "Awwww" moments. Also makes a nice stew. |
| An incorrectly labeled map So you too can have an excuse for not asking for directions. |
| Dishwasher For... umm... washing dishes. (Comes with Gentleman and Deluxe Editions) |
| Heater (with backrest) Everyone knows that one of the main reasons for a boyfriend is warmth. |
| Heated Waterbed (Deluxe Edition only) A nice warm bed to snuggle into. Pillows included. |
| Chocolate Mmmmm... Chocolate. Need I say more? (Apparently I do. This is quality chocolate, the good stuff.) |
| Expensive For that special guy smell. |
| Used gym socks sprayed with too much cheap, alcohol-smelling aftershave. For that special guy smell. |
| A well broken in sweatshirt Full of the "special guy smell" and it has been worn enough times to ensure that it's nice 'n warm (and takes care of the nasty bother of breaking it in yourself) |
| "Yes, Dear" Machine
Taken from the incredibly successful "Husband Replacement Kit", the "Yes, dear" machine will automatically respond "Yes, dear" whenever the phrase "Isn't that right?" is called from another room. |
| Robot Juggling Prop Carrier For carrying extra balls and clubs for when you forgot to bring some.
Only available in the special Busker edition. |
Current Goal
Linked List->next
- xkcd (Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
- Read At Your Own Risk
- Hamster Republic
- Schlock Mercenary (do not click if you do not have many days to read through the archives)
- Dim Bulb Comics (archives aren't as important for this one.)
- Pi to 1 000 000 places (going to bring his server to its knees....)
Memetic Hazard
Danger due to: Bad Ideas and SRMD (Science Related Memetic Disorder)
Cognitive Hazard
Danger due to: Induction of Inconsistent Beliefs, Infinite Loops, or Mistaken Perception
Acknowledgements
The warning signs on this blog were made by Anders Sandberg and can be found from this entry of his blog.
The template for this blog was hacked by Ramani of http://hackosphere.blogspot.com/ fame. He's got some pretty cools stuff on his site, and he offers it for free. Check it out if you are thinking of making a blog and want a 3 column layout (instead of the default 2).
The template for this blog was hacked by Ramani of http://hackosphere.blogspot.com/ fame. He's got some pretty cools stuff on his site, and he offers it for free. Check it out if you are thinking of making a blog and want a 3 column layout (instead of the default 2).
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